How to do nothing and become a millionaire...

All of us class 12 students are fretting about the DU admissions.As if the cutoffs weren’t enough to make us go crazy!A good college doesn’t necessarily mean that you have a bright future ahead of you-you will have to work hard for it.Don’t wait for opportunities,’coz a wise man creates more opportunities than he finds.

After completing our studies,we start looking for a good job,which pays  well.Doctor,engineer,teacher..these are the most common ones.What if there were some jobs apart from these?Some of the most quirkiest,craziest,and unheard of jobs,which do not exist,but should-

TABLE-DRUMMER-Now this is something we all have been training in since we were in kindergarten.No education,no special equipment required-Just a table,and you are on your way to glory,sir.

BATHROOM SINGER-Most of us,well,each one of us,hums or sings in the shower.Or has done it at some point.We don’t care what happens to the other people-we just don’t sing,we perform.

TEXTER-Well,dis is d only job in dis list which  would require sum education,as in,u shud no sum eng for dis.We all do dis all day long.Hell,we cn evn make a guiness world record out of it.lolzzzz

SHOPPER-If shopping was a crime,everyone would be behind the bars.Who doesn’t love shopping?! (The sheer joy of picking out a rocking t-shirt,only to check it carefully at home,realising that it has a defect—priceless :P- #aapbeeti )

And last but not the least--                                             

DOING NOTHING-All of us would be millionaires and billionaires if this was really a job.Hell,we wouldn’t even want a leave.24x7,baby,24x7.

Do send me more of such whacky ideas!Would love to read and feature them in my blogs.